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Ezekiel Elliott limped off the field a couple of times during the game before combining with Dak Prescott on the decisive play for the Dallas Cowboys.The star running back had 25 carries and four catches on his way to a career-high 240 yards from scrimmage in a 26-24 win over Detroit on Sunday.That’s what Elliott expected from the start of the season Andre Johnson Jersey , rather than the 16-carry average he had through three games for a struggling offense. And he could tell the difference early.”I’m beat up,” the 2016 NFL rushing leader said. “In the first quarter, I knew what kind of game it was going to be.”After plenty of physical runs among 152 yards on the ground, Elliott’s finesse finished off the Lions (1-3). His 34-yard over-the-shoulder catch from Prescott on a rare go route from a running back set up Brett Maher’s 38-yard field goal on the final play.Now, about that limping for the player most likely to be the league’s leading rusher with 426 yards a quarter of the way through the season.”A little bit of ankle, a little bit of knee,” said Elliott, who had 88 yards receiving, with another highlight on a 38-yard touchdown on a screen in the first half. “Nothing big.”Elliott’s rushing and receiving totals were 7 yards shy of his career high in both categories. When he had 95 yards in catches against Pittsburgh as a rookie two years ago, 83 came on a dazzling dash up the sideline on a screen.While Elliott isn’t likely to lead the team in receiving often, the formula was exactly what the Cowboys (2-2) had in mind with the offseason plan to replace tight end Jason Witten, who retired, and Dez Bryant, who was released in a cost-cutting move.”He’s dynamic, he’s explosive,” Lions coach Matt Patricia said. “He’s obviously one of the better players on the team, center-point of the team. We’ve got to do a better job of taking him away. Couldn’t get it done.”Things to consider after Elliott joined Hall of Famer Emmitt Smith and Herschel Walker as the only Dallas running backs with at least 150 yards rushing and 50 yards receiving in the same game:HOMETOWN TO HOME FIELDMatthew Stafford had another homecoming spoiled, his third straight loss at the home of the Cowboys despite a strong showing with 307 yards passing, two touchdowns and 131.5 rating. Now the Detroit quarterback takes the Lions home to face NFC North preseason favorite Green Bay on Sunday. “I’ve got to get out to a faster start, maybe snatch the lead a little bit earlier in the game and go from there,” he said.MULTI-SACK SHOWDOWNDallas defensive end DeMarcus Lawrence tied his career high with three sacks and has 5陆 for the season. Houston’s J.J. Watt had two sacks 鈥?his 23rd game with at least two 鈥?in a 37-34 overtime win at Indianapolis, the first victory of the season for the Texans. They will watch each other for the first time in the regular season Sunday. “I am basically trying to show the world that I am no one trick pony,” said Lawrence, who tied for second in the NFL with 14陆 sacks last year.PRODUCTIVE TRIODetroit receivers Golden Tate, Kenny Golladay and Marvin Jones had nearly 200 more yards receiving than the entire Dallas passing game coming in and kept up the strong production. Tate had 132 yards and two touchdowns on eight catches, Golladay 74 yards on four grabs and Jones 56 yards on three catches. “I like where our offense is right now as far as getting the ball to a lot of people,” Tate said. “We’ve just got to continue to do that and figure out a way to win.”SIGNS OF PROGRESSThe Cowboys had 414 yards in the best game of the season for a struggling offense. It was just the second time in 14 games going back to last season for Dallas to reach 400 yards. Prescott had 255 yards passing, his first 200-yard game this year and just the third in 12 games dating to 2017. “We have a great offense with a lot of potential,” Prescott said. “This was a good step for us to take as a whole and as a unit execution wise for us to grow from.”Houston Sports Ministry of Information Week Five Preview – Dallas Cowboys Rise for People’s Anthem of Houston Texans.Comrades!Once again cousin UprootedTexan has bestowed great honor upon me to distribute factual information to adoring fans of Houston Texans!Before discussion of hotly anticipated contest between Houston Texans and team identifying as Dallas Cowboys begins, let us relive glorious and definitive destruction of baby horse team of Indianapolis!First we must acknowledge physical attractiveness of baby horsemen quarterback Andrew Luck.I have great disagreement with cousin UT on this topic.Cousin UT slandered Luck as a “Humanzee” in previous information dispatch.Great disagreement in family is ongoing.Luck had best performance of young season in response to allegation he is product of Human and Chimpanzee parents.With great respect to UT, I vehemently denounce his opinions.Luck’s face is both pleasing to eye and effective against mammalian invaders!Voice so soothing it belong on loudspeaker at Siberian work camp!Baby horse coach Frank (last name redacted out of respect to fallen at Stalingrad) attempted to match wits with Comrade O’Brien.This did not go well.Despite Comrade O’Brien’s deployment of controversial new “fatalism” strategy, coach Frank unable to convert on late fourth down situation, creating opportunity for Comrade Watson to put Texans in position to snatch victory from the jaws of tie.O’Brien then put faith of entire nation of adoring Texans supporters in kicker with patently offensive first name.First kick was missed due to ongoing fatalism strategy, however coach Frank of baby horses gave additional opportunity to Texans with ill-fated time out.GLORY TO ALL FIELD GOAL OFFENSE we screamed as second kick sailed through uprights for decisive win.Additional ration of beets to Comrades Coutee, Watt, Clowney, and Watson for exemplary performance!After such decisive and brutal victory, Comrade Marshal O’Brien and victorious Texans turn ire toward farcical collection of rejects from Oklahoma southern territories identified as “Dallas Cowboys”.Oklahoman invaders have long history of horrible behavior befitting residents of such hopeless wasteland as “Dallas”.Life in such dystopian hellscape would drive many man to abuse of crack cocaine Jose Altuve Jersey , or start new business trafficking drugs, or many other activities you or I would almost certainly partake in if forced to live in Dallas.Dallas also home to infamous criminal organizations such as Texas Rangers, Dallas Mavericks, and murderous disruptors of peace, Dixie Chicks.But peace and football-loving fans of Houston Texans live all around globe as well as beautiful, prosperous, culturally-diverse Houston.However, friends, Houston’s great superiority to Dallas in every imaginable way is not topic for today as this is verifiable (and rule of law).Topic of concern is contest televised to all the world on Sunday Night Football pitting Houston Texans against Oklahoman Invaders of “Dallas”.On field, no question talent of Houston Texans outshines that of Cowboys.Comrade Marshal O’Brien need only point to overwhelming skills of J.J. Watt, Jadeveon Clowney, Tyrann Mathieu, Deshaun Watson, DeAndre Hopkins, and feral Keke Coutee.Not to mention, gigantic mega-brain of Comrade Marshal O’Brien, who continues to innovate weekly with tactics never seen on gridiron. Many questioned Comrade O’Brien’s tactic of “Terrible Pre-Deshaun Watson Offense” for first three weeks of season.Chief critics of Terrible Pre-Deshaun Watson Offense have suffered many inexplicable accidents involving hotel room windows and food poisoning.This further illustrates poor judgement of critics.Unable to analyze football tactics!No surprise, also unable to operate hotel room window and balcony!Unable to eat unspoiled food!Comrade O’Brien returned offense to prominence in previous week after allowing three weeks opponent confidence building.Classic tactical wizardry by Comrade O’Brien.Nobody has ever seen brain as big as Comrade O’Brien’s.Is biggest, best, and most historical brain in history of football (and brains), believe me.Unfortunately for prosperous, peace and football-loving fans of Houston Texans, enormous brain of O’Brien cannot perform on field barring rule changes and new equipment.Contents of enormous brain must translate to play on field.Teaching and study of opponents happening as we speak to contain singular threat to Houston Texans in upcoming contest—Ezekiel Elliott.Despite family lineage being traced back to Endor, Elliott must not be overlooked.Ewoks known for escapability, determination, shiftiness, and ability to win under dire circumstances.Ewoks also known to destroy franchise, but Cowboys Supreme Leader Jerry Jones loves nothing more than chaos and destruction.BRING ME THE CHILDREN.As Texans must only concern themselves with wily and elusive running back, rest of defensive gameplan should be simple for Genius Coordinator Romeo Crennel.Stop potentially dangerous ground attack from opponent and force young quarterback to throw to collection of displaced Canadian Football League receivers.Release Comrades Watt, Clowney, and Friends to Badgers Tyrann Mathieu.Quick work will be made of Cowboy “offense” and large Ewok person.On other side of ball, now that ruse of Terrible Pre-Deshaun Watson Offense has served purpose, Texans should make feast of fifth-ranked Dallas defense.Dallas defense so laughably pathetic it cannot even break top four in NFL!Disgusting!Texans’ offense, despite stratagem of Terrible Pre-Deshaun Watson Offense in first three weeks, is ranked fifth offense in NFL.Glory to Houston Texans Offense!Expect Sunday night crowd in Houston to be in celebratory mood as preparation for contest will begin long before commencement of match!Many, many hours of preparation for contest.So many hours of… fuel…will be consumed to power nationally-televised destruction of Oklahoma invaders on Sunday Night Football!Rejoice!Soon entire nation will know of our dominance!THANK YOU AGAIN TO COUSIN FOR ALLOWING ENJOYABLE GUEST ENTRY. GLORY TO MOTHER HOUSTON AND ALL HER PEACE AND FOOTBALL-LOVING FANS
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